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That's QUEEN Bess to you

electro-monk:

People not in Hannibal fandom trying to butt in and talk about problematic things like LITERALLY YOU’RE THE ONLY ONE WHO IS SURPRISED OR WAS UNAWARE THAT THE CANNIBALISTIC SERIAL KILLER HAD UNHEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS WITH PEOPLE.

bamwv:

darbusthederanged:

officialdeadparrot:

happyllamacrazyllama:

spacecamps:

do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies

This has had like 65,000 notes and NO-ONE has answered

#because no one on tumblr has been to a party

That is true.

Every party I’ve ever been to has had red solo cups.

sometimes they’re blue

basil-at-221b:

duchessmimrose:

the-writers-ramblings:

i cant even make it past the table of contents im laughing too hard

What book is this?!

"Zeus Grants Stupid Wishes: A No-Bullshit Guide to World Mythology" by Cory O’Brien

It’s fantastic. Visit his website bettermyths.com

durpacerangerrogjro:

IT’S BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE I SAW THIS POST I’M SO HAPPY

durpacerangerrogjro:

IT’S BEEN OVER A YEAR SINCE I SAW THIS POST I’M SO HAPPY

toni-tan:

Ok but we’re forgetting the real holiday here

toni-tan:

Ok but we’re forgetting the real holiday here

I backed into my parent’s friend’s car

thank god their car was well made. My bumper is now dented on the corner

i’m so ashamed

I was mortified

guroshitsuji:

don’t shit on people for having self confidence and being happy with their appearance like how bitter are you