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That's QUEEN Bess to you

Tom Hiddleston jumps out, screams “LOKI’D” and proceeds to light the torch with his staff.

Loki, is that you?

Loki, is that you?

flarmesa:

loki-dokey:

schnark:

stupid-lemon-eater:

#Thor #Loki #Sleipnir #family trip

dat tag

CRYING

what is air

Just wait, Jormungandr will pop out of the water in a moment.

livinlavidaloca723:

the-lady-to-your-loki:

ussdestiel:

wikatiepedia:

rsharky:
A+ Performance



BEST FUCKING INSULT
 

This goes down in the insult book at #1

It’s like they were testing our vocabulary. Nick Fury would understand. He’d look at our confused faces and say:

makorralicious:

emilianadarling:

tayloki:

hannahyesss:

This connection has probably already been made by everybody and their dog, but whatever…

obviously Loki needs to go on a quest for his honour or something

OH MY GOD
THIS IS THE BEST THING.
THE. BEST. THING.

Zuko and Loki would have an angst party.

Aw yeah, Snow Prince and Fire Lord partaaaaaay.

makorralicious:

emilianadarling:

tayloki:

hannahyesss:

This connection has probably already been made by everybody and their dog, but whatever…

obviously Loki needs to go on a quest for his honour or something

OH MY GOD

THIS IS THE BEST THING.

THE. BEST. THING.

Zuko and Loki would have an angst party.

Aw yeah, Snow Prince and Fire Lord partaaaaaay.

Person 1 ‎...or maybe she just love the Lord...our school needs more Jesus! or did you not hear the conversation in history? lol
Person 2: I heard the conversation. It keeps the population somewhat tamed, so why not have more Jesus, I guess?
Person 2: I honestly can't tell the difference between a Christian and a non-believer 98% of the time.
Person 2: ‎^That conversation in history is Exhibit A
Me: Don't worry *Person 2*, I'll make sure you can always tell I'm a Catholic so you don't get confused. I will be that 2% certainty.
Person 3: I personally prefer that there not be more Jesus.
Person 2 (to me) Your expression most of the time screams 'I sit through mass every Sunday.'
Person 3: I'm not sure about other people. I know I can manage myself but I take ghetto bitches seriously when they say "YOU BETTA BE GLAD I KNOW JESUS, BITCH! ELSE, I'D WHIP YO ASS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW BITCH! I WOULD DROP YO ASS RIGHT HERE--RIGHT NOW!!!"
Me: Exactly. So, since I sit through mass every sunday, I'd rather not sit through it at school. Besides, I rather dislike the majority of people I go to church with. If that was school, then school would be more of a rotting hell than it already is.
Person 3: I will say amen to that.
Me: I think "hail the dark prince" is more appropriate for the situation
Person 3: Maybe, but I don't really believe in him either.
Me: Valid. Well in that case, for Odin All Father, we shall instead drink ale in school instead of Mayfield and dine on the remains of our enemies instead of the false-meat they claim to be chicken. And all shall be happy
Person 3: Oh yes! I do love to feast on my fallen enemies. And even the ones that haven't fallen yet. Praise Odin!
Me: Yargh! Then it shall be.
Look at this little shit, so pleased with all the mayhem he is causing us mortals.

This is why he is my favorite. Because most mortals need a little mayhem.

Look at this little shit, so pleased with all the mayhem he is causing us mortals.

This is why he is my favorite. Because most mortals need a little mayhem.