Here ye, Here ye, This website doth be full o’shite
House Tumblr mottos:
Where we have words that you honestly don’t know, but people will call you a piece of shit for not knowing
We’re not in touch with reality. In fact, we live in another dimension, where it’s okay to say writers are queerbaiting with your ship, even if the writer has an actual, awesome gay relationship on the show, but it’s not the one you wanted.
Sexism: I don’t think that word means what you think it means.
You hate yourself? Me too! You’re lonely? Awesome, 189,000 likes! Haha, You’re ugly? Yes you are, but it’s not all about beauty! You’re ugly but having a winning personality, but you’re still ugly, yaaaaaay!
Here be gays. Here be gay ships. Here be fangirls who call you homophobic for not liking gay ships. Abandon all hope ye who enter here: it has gone from supporting gay ships to fetishizing them.
Let’s play wheel of fortune, today’s category, which cast member of Teen Wolf is Tumblr pissed at today?
Where it’s okay for people to stalk actors, because they were only trying to meet their crush, but we’re going to take their side when the actor lashes out because wow, they shouldn’t be angry that someone hacked their personal files! NO, they’re a bully because they’re human and fallible and get angry when their privacy is breached.
Rape Culture: Does anyone even know what it means anymore? Does anyone care to research sources first? Does everybody understand?! DOES IT EVEN HAVE MEANING ANYMORE, DO THE TAGS EVEN RELATE TO THE POST AT THIS POINT?!
Writing: Will this one-hour show ever cover every issue ever in a way that pleases everyone with everyone’s dream cast, which changes every week to accommodate everything, including a horse trapped in the body of a man, dressed as a horse but with a dress on because he is also a mare trapped within the body of a stallion?: this week on Teen Denim Wrapped Sleuthing Time Travelers out to Avenge those Eaten by Dr. Cannibal.
P.S.: JAWN. JAWN, IS THAT YOU? IT’S ME SHERLOCK, I’VE BEEN TURNED INTO A DRAGON! WHY ARE YOU A HOBBIT? JAWN?! JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN.
that is all. continue on.
