I don’t know how a website of “tired, shy, awkward” people finds the energy to be mean, angry and just generally awful ALL THE DAMN TIME because that might be why you’re unhappy because it’s natural and okay to be angry but if you devote a large amount of your life to being angry, of course you’re going to be unhappy. If you’re an asshole to EVERYONE because they’re not you, of course you’re going to be lonely That’s no way to live.

look at this puppy:

now look at this kitten:

TRY TO BE UPSET NOW MOTHERFUCKER

"what do you mean you like the villain? But they are bad person! No good! You should like protagonist more! Why you like this character/ship? You should stop you fiend!"

"you’re white and drinking Starbucks"

"you’re cisgendered, ugh, not everyone needs a label, why do you have a label?"

"wait, you wear dresses and heels and are feminist? But how do you fight the patriarchy if you are oppressed by the skirt?"

"What do you mean you’re happy with yourself and don’t feel the need to make others miserable with your hateful speeches against other people because they don’t fit into your ideal of a good person?"

Welcome to Tumblr, where everything’s made up and no one bothers to fact check on Google

congrats tumblr or yahoo, with that whole Prism/NSA thing

i hope you like my messages and likes

the majority of them are, wait for it…

1) Me complaing to Mae about real life things. And her fabulous parents following me and giving me a complex.

2)Me complaining to Mae about stupid gay werewolves and the stupid flawless protagonist of the campy wolf show

3)Mae complaining to me about the OUAT fandom and Bobby Carlyle’s flawless derriere

4) Kat-Valkyrian being the sweetest lass ever who comforts me about my dying vegetables and bonds with me over our Irish mammies.

5)and hot dudes and sometimes hot dudes and dicks. And hot dudes touching dicks with other hot dudes.

Yes, I hope you are enlightened by my blog and learn more about how dicks r gr9 and how you should take advantage of that happy place in ur butt, because all of congress seems to have a stick up there, but it’s obviously not being used properly otherwise you guys would be less homophobic and maybe a little more vagina friendly.

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Here ye, Here ye, This website doth be full o’shite

House Tumblr mottos:

Where we have words that you honestly don’t know, but people will call you a piece of shit for not knowing

We’re not in touch with reality. In fact, we live in another dimension, where it’s okay to say writers are queerbaiting with your ship, even if the writer has an actual, awesome gay relationship on the show, but it’s not the one you wanted.

Sexism: I don’t think that word means what you think it means.

You hate yourself? Me too! You’re lonely? Awesome, 189,000 likes! Haha, You’re ugly? Yes you are, but it’s not all about beauty! You’re ugly but having a winning personality, but you’re still ugly, yaaaaaay!

Here be gays. Here be gay ships. Here be fangirls who call you homophobic for not liking gay ships. Abandon all hope ye who enter here: it has gone from supporting gay ships to fetishizing them.

Let’s play wheel of fortune, today’s category, which cast member of Teen Wolf is Tumblr pissed at today?

Where it’s okay for people to stalk actors, because they were only trying to meet their crush, but we’re going to take their side when the actor lashes out because wow, they shouldn’t be angry that someone hacked their personal files! NO, they’re a bully because they’re human and fallible and get angry when their privacy is breached.

Rape Culture: Does anyone even know what it means anymore? Does anyone care to research sources first? Does everybody understand?! DOES IT EVEN HAVE MEANING ANYMORE, DO THE TAGS EVEN RELATE TO THE POST AT THIS POINT?!

Writing: Will this one-hour show ever cover every issue ever in a way that pleases everyone with everyone’s dream cast, which changes every week to accommodate everything, including a horse trapped in the body of a man, dressed as a horse but with a dress on because he is also a mare trapped within the body of a stallion?: this week on Teen Denim Wrapped Sleuthing Time Travelers out to Avenge those Eaten by Dr. Cannibal.

P.S.: JAWN. JAWN, IS THAT YOU? IT’S ME SHERLOCK, I’VE BEEN TURNED INTO A DRAGON! WHY ARE YOU A HOBBIT? JAWN?! JAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN.

that is all. continue on.

  • Me: *Breathes*
  • Tumblr: ALSJDLAJDFLDFHLSDJFDLFJ YOU CAN'T DO THAT, OMG, THERE ARE DEAD PEOPLE ON HERE