complete-fandomonium: babsdarling: asinglebullet: notsammy-sam: ask-the-mighty-thor: Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface? That is … that is conceding defeat! This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious cycle. But you must not let it triumph over you! I know you are braver than that — I know that you have the capability to be the strongest warrior Midgard has ever seen! When all seems lost, always remember to scrape yourself from the unforgiving earth and remind Life that it shall not be victorious. Not while there is air in your lungs, and blood ever-coursing through your veins!   And, Greyface — never forget that you always have a friend and ally in myself. That is essential, in this battle. Allies. One cannot win a war alone. And you have one in me. I swear it to you. ((Everyone go home. Thor just won the Internet.)) [[Jesus, go home- Thor has taken the wheel.]] akl;fjasdk;lasj;fk; ALL THE AWARDS
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ask-the-mighty-thor:

Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface?

That is … that is conceding defeat!

This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious cycle. But you must not let it triumph over you! I know you are braver than that — I know that you have the capability to be the strongest warrior Midgard has ever seen!

When all seems lost, always remember to scrape yourself from the unforgiving earth and remind Life that it shall not be victorious. Not while there is air in your lungs, and blood ever-coursing through your veins!  

And, Greyface — never forget that you always have a friend and ally in myself. That is essential, in this battle. Allies. One cannot win a war alone.

And you have one in me. I swear it to you.

((Everyone go home. Thor just won the Internet.))

[[Jesus, go home- Thor has taken the wheel.]]

akl;fjasdk;lasj;fk; ALL THE AWARDS

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What I do on Facebook. AKA, I need to control my Thor and Loki feels

  • Person 1 ‎...or maybe she just love the Lord...our school needs more Jesus! or did you not hear the conversation in history? lol
  • Person 2: I heard the conversation. It keeps the population somewhat tamed, so why not have more Jesus, I guess?
  • Person 2: I honestly can't tell the difference between a Christian and a non-believer 98% of the time.
  • Person 2: ‎^That conversation in history is Exhibit A
  • Me: Don't worry *Person 2*, I'll make sure you can always tell I'm a Catholic so you don't get confused. I will be that 2% certainty.
  • Person 3: I personally prefer that there not be more Jesus.
  • Person 2 (to me) Your expression most of the time screams 'I sit through mass every Sunday.'
  • Person 3: I'm not sure about other people. I know I can manage myself but I take ghetto bitches seriously when they say "YOU BETTA BE GLAD I KNOW JESUS, BITCH! ELSE, I'D WHIP YO ASS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW BITCH! I WOULD DROP YO ASS RIGHT HERE--RIGHT NOW!!!"
  • Me: Exactly. So, since I sit through mass every sunday, I'd rather not sit through it at school. Besides, I rather dislike the majority of people I go to church with. If that was school, then school would be more of a rotting hell than it already is.
  • Person 3: I will say amen to that.
  • Me: I think "hail the dark prince" is more appropriate for the situation
  • Person 3: Maybe, but I don't really believe in him either.
  • Me: Valid. Well in that case, for Odin All Father, we shall instead drink ale in school instead of Mayfield and dine on the remains of our enemies instead of the false-meat they claim to be chicken. And all shall be happy
  • Person 3: Oh yes! I do love to feast on my fallen enemies. And even the ones that haven't fallen yet. Praise Odin!
  • Me: Yargh! Then it shall be.