That's QUEEN Bess to you
There’s this guy at my college who’s like Thor, but ten years younger and with slightly shorter hair but he’s still super cute and he always says “My lady!” to his girlfriend (she’s in the class before mine and he waits for her) and picks her up in a hug, so he definitely aware that he looks like Thor.
Just wait, Jormungandr will pop out of the water in a moment.
Person 1 ...or maybe she just love the Lord...our school needs more Jesus! or did you not hear the conversation in history? lol
Person 2: I heard the conversation. It keeps the population somewhat tamed, so why not have more Jesus, I guess?
Person 2: I honestly can't tell the difference between a Christian and a non-believer 98% of the time.
Person 2: ^That conversation in history is Exhibit A
Me: Don't worry *Person 2*, I'll make sure you can always tell I'm a Catholic so you don't get confused. I will be that 2% certainty.
Person 3: I personally prefer that there not be more Jesus.
Person 2 (to me) Your expression most of the time screams 'I sit through mass every Sunday.'
Person 3: I'm not sure about other people. I know I can manage myself but I take ghetto bitches seriously when they say "YOU BETTA BE GLAD I KNOW JESUS, BITCH! ELSE, I'D WHIP YO ASS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW BITCH! I WOULD DROP YO ASS RIGHT HERE--RIGHT NOW!!!"
Me: Exactly. So, since I sit through mass every sunday, I'd rather not sit through it at school. Besides, I rather dislike the majority of people I go to church with. If that was school, then school would be more of a rotting hell than it already is.
Person 3: I will say amen to that.
Me: I think "hail the dark prince" is more appropriate for the situation
Person 3: Maybe, but I don't really believe in him either.
Me: Valid. Well in that case, for Odin All Father, we shall instead drink ale in school instead of Mayfield and dine on the remains of our enemies instead of the false-meat they claim to be chicken. And all shall be happy
Person 3: Oh yes! I do love to feast on my fallen enemies. And even the ones that haven't fallen yet. Praise Odin!
Me: Yargh! Then it shall be.