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tom-sits-like-a-whore:

Okay. But let’s talk about Thor for a second. Thor does not get enough love and (Loki forgive me) he is honestly one of the best fucking characters Marvel has. And it’s shown so simply and so beautifully right here. He is so fucking chill about everything. Obviously, he doesn’t live in space, he lives in Asgard. But he knows everyone thinks he’s kinda like an alien, and he just goes along with it because why not? These humans are funny in their lack of understanding, but it’s an endearing kind of funny. Just like in the first movie, where Darcy tells him to smile so she can take a picture of him and he has no fucking clue what she’s doing or what a phone is and it could kill him for all he knows but he just fucking smiles and keeps eating his delicious pancakes because he’s just so chill like that. And if you look at his face in the first gif, it’s very serious and concentrated but the moment Darcy starts talking to him he loosens up and is like “Muscles? Ah, yes I suppose I am quite muscular. Oh, she’s inquiring about Asgard. But she called it space. She seems confused as to my origins, but it’s not of import. I like space, that’s a good name. I shall call it space too.”

And that little head nod he does back to her in the last gif. I’m dead. Deceased. Murdered from Thor cuteness

He’s just.. ugh, Thor doesn’t get enough appreciation. There are so many little things he does that go ignored but no more. His complete adorableness will be appreciated. 

There’s this guy at my college who’s like Thor, but ten years younger and with slightly shorter hair but he’s still super cute and he always says “My lady!” to  his girlfriend (she’s in the class before mine and he waits for her) and picks her up in a hug, so he definitely aware that he looks like Thor.

cuties

Regular People:

Me:

Omg, Thor, there is no need to get upset.

[x]

And I instantly thought he and JarPad should meet.

flarmesa:

loki-dokey:

schnark:

stupid-lemon-eater:

#Thor #Loki #Sleipnir #family trip

dat tag

CRYING

what is air

Just wait, Jormungandr will pop out of the water in a moment.

complete-fandomonium:

babsdarling:

asinglebullet:

notsammy-sam:

ask-the-mighty-thor:

Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface?
That is … that is conceding defeat!
This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious cycle. But you must not let it triumph over you! I know you are braver than that — I know that you have the capability to be the strongest warrior Midgard has ever seen!
When all seems lost, always remember to scrape yourself from the unforgiving earth and remind Life that it shall not be victorious. Not while there is air in your lungs, and blood ever-coursing through your veins!  
And, Greyface — never forget that you always have a friend and ally in myself. That is essential, in this battle. Allies. One cannot win a war alone.
And you have one in me. I swear it to you.


((Everyone go home. Thor just won the Internet.))

[[Jesus, go home- Thor has taken the wheel.]]



akl;fjasdk;lasj;fk; ALL THE AWARDS

complete-fandomonium:

babsdarling:

asinglebullet:

notsammy-sam:

ask-the-mighty-thor:

Odin’s beard — why would you want such a thing, Greyface?

That is … that is conceding defeat!

This life is but an endless battle, you see! It is forever attempting to mock you, to best you; battle after battle, it is a vicious cycle. But you must not let it triumph over you! I know you are braver than that — I know that you have the capability to be the strongest warrior Midgard has ever seen!

When all seems lost, always remember to scrape yourself from the unforgiving earth and remind Life that it shall not be victorious. Not while there is air in your lungs, and blood ever-coursing through your veins!  

And, Greyface — never forget that you always have a friend and ally in myself. That is essential, in this battle. Allies. One cannot win a war alone.

And you have one in me. I swear it to you.

((Everyone go home. Thor just won the Internet.))

[[Jesus, go home- Thor has taken the wheel.]]

akl;fjasdk;lasj;fk; ALL THE AWARDS

Anyone else think of Thor as a baby?

Anyone else think of Thor as a baby?

vivacioustavernwench:


Thor: Heroic Age - Prince of Power

Behold the pout of Thor!

vivacioustavernwench:

Thor: Heroic Age - Prince of Power

Behold the pout of Thor!

Person 1 ‎...or maybe she just love the Lord...our school needs more Jesus! or did you not hear the conversation in history? lol
Person 2: I heard the conversation. It keeps the population somewhat tamed, so why not have more Jesus, I guess?
Person 2: I honestly can't tell the difference between a Christian and a non-believer 98% of the time.
Person 2: ‎^That conversation in history is Exhibit A
Me: Don't worry *Person 2*, I'll make sure you can always tell I'm a Catholic so you don't get confused. I will be that 2% certainty.
Person 3: I personally prefer that there not be more Jesus.
Person 2 (to me) Your expression most of the time screams 'I sit through mass every Sunday.'
Person 3: I'm not sure about other people. I know I can manage myself but I take ghetto bitches seriously when they say "YOU BETTA BE GLAD I KNOW JESUS, BITCH! ELSE, I'D WHIP YO ASS RIGHT HERE RIGHT NOW BITCH! I WOULD DROP YO ASS RIGHT HERE--RIGHT NOW!!!"
Me: Exactly. So, since I sit through mass every sunday, I'd rather not sit through it at school. Besides, I rather dislike the majority of people I go to church with. If that was school, then school would be more of a rotting hell than it already is.
Person 3: I will say amen to that.
Me: I think "hail the dark prince" is more appropriate for the situation
Person 3: Maybe, but I don't really believe in him either.
Me: Valid. Well in that case, for Odin All Father, we shall instead drink ale in school instead of Mayfield and dine on the remains of our enemies instead of the false-meat they claim to be chicken. And all shall be happy
Person 3: Oh yes! I do love to feast on my fallen enemies. And even the ones that haven't fallen yet. Praise Odin!
Me: Yargh! Then it shall be.